It's too hot man.

It's like that summer back in the days.. They called it the "Summer of Sam".. F this. This city needs a serial killer.

If I had a favorite rapper..

OMG THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

"The only way I eat that pussy, is if Arby's inside"

HAHAHA

I think I know why I like him though, HAM AND CHEESE. This is my anthem.

This made my day.

Gotta go to work in 35 mins.. But this made my day.

More of that here! Have a good one, people.

At night, the mixtapes come out of hiding

Sometimes, at midnight you might get a glimpse of a filipino man thundering around the areas of Majorstua and Frogner, with a messenger bag and a pair of headphones, just aimlessly pedaling around on his borrowed Oslo CityCycle. The question you ask yourself is not WHAT he is doing or WHERE he is going, but WHO he is listening to while gunning past you on the sidewalk. 

BikeTrack The Mix-up! - DJ BERTRAM (41,4MB) PLEASE DOWNLOAD? :D

Leaving for Copenhagen..

..and it's on a 2-day cruise filled with alcohol and candy. 

In another dimension, this would probably be my girlfriend.

I'm a wreck.

The  reason is this:

..save me.

I'm on vacation.

I'm taking a vacation. In my mind. As I do this, I will watch season 2 of Battlestar Galactica, eat fishsticks(no, i'm not a gayfish) and be without the pants. I'll be back when I finish my mental journey. In the meantime, why not watch some of my videos and think of me. Without pants.

Mike's Cooking Show Ep.1! from Albert Christian Alfiler on Vimeo.

Qigongin' Oslo to Hadeland! from Albert Christian Alfiler on Vimeo.

The Parade of Ass, Feet and Sweat from Albert Christian Alfiler on Vimeo.

Night Before Grits from Albert Christian Alfiler on Vimeo.

Dance! from Albert Christian Alfiler on Vimeo.

This is my "Have a nice day!" - face.

Have a nice vacation!

Street Fighter, work,b-ball and beer

That's all I'm doing/drinking this summer. Tomorrow is my last exam for the semester, hope it goes to hell! I don't give a damn! (right now) Because it's vacation-time! 

Dance! from Albert Christian Alfiler on Vimeo.

P.S I was planning on showing up on my exam looking like this:

I like this look. Makes me look important. Maybe. But I should rather focus on making it on time. Wish me luck.
Hot or not? (Can't believe I did an outfit post.. or somehow it is possible..? )

Those hot summer nights

So my alter ego, DJ Bertram aka Kid Comic aka AllYearShorts aka BrownStain, mixed a new batch of songs today. Transitions are sloppy, but that's what you get when you do it all on a Mac. In bed. Have a nice day of great music.

Junebug Mix

1.Sleepyhead - Passion Pit

2.Lisztomania - Phoenix (Yuksek remix)

3.Personal Best - Faux Fox (Weird Tapes)

4.Starry Eyed - Ellie Goulding (Jakwob remix)

5.Give it up - Datarock (Weird Tapes)

6.By your side - Coco Rosie

DJ BertRam is live!

I have now officially mixed four songs and become a level 1 Disc Jockey, by shooting my bff, Lykke Li. Still love you b!

"Shooting Lykke Li - DJ BertRam"

Songs appearing:

Shooting Star - Bag Raiders

Breaking It Up - Lykke Li (Dante Eeprom remix)

Turbo Love - Bag Raiders

Dance,Dance, Dance - Lykke Li