onsdag 29. april 2009

So SWEET!


This is beautiful art.

mandag 27. april 2009

Proof I went to Shanghai!



Picture courtesy of the MRS. HERSELF.

Being a stupid, stupid ratmonster/man, I forgot the battery to my camera in the damn charger, so I had only the camcorder to document me being in a great city. But luckily, (just about every day) one of the girls saves my ass and is always prepared for dumb stuff that I manage to do. So a big, courteous, non-chalant, but still a very gratifying "thank you" to you-know-who. 

I'm making a video as well, but as I caught some kind of a stomach bug on the last day of Shanghai, my mind and body has craved the attention of the toilet and not the mac. Add a weak fever/an increase in my internal temperature to the point of sweating profusely back in Beijing, I've been a bit occupied. But again thanks to the angels, I've eaten power noodles, been medicated and slept quite a bit. And now I am a healthy man. But I can't fall asleep again.. 4 whole days left of China. 


Me at the Beijing Poly Theatre drinking an overpriced coffee mocha whilst waiting to attend a magic show last week or the last week before that. But yeah, MAGIC SHOW. It was great. When I get kids, I'll bring 'em to one just like it. I need to sleep. Good night.

søndag 26. april 2009

Back From Shanghai

I fell in love with Shanghai. Beautiful city, even though I spent most of the time recuperating from the fortnight's hijinks and gallivanting in the city's weird bars and clubs. I've got new footage from Shanghai. I'll try putting it together. 

In the meantime, I'm going to bed, so I'd like to leave you guys with this:

(found it on Mike's blog)

torsdag 23. april 2009

The Parade of Ass, Feet and Sweat

Enjoy!



A Depressing Dog Day Afternoon

So I went to the Beijing Zoo. Maybe it was the warm weather and it being the middle of the day, but it was a bit depressing to see caged animals this way. Almost made me go PETA on that shit. So, in fear of getting censored, I'll let the pictures to the talking!





















Little chinese fucker.


They were in a cage as well.


Pandas, OH JOY.

Fat fuck. 

onsdag 22. april 2009

good morning!

So I woke this morning with a bad-ass headache that sorta sucks to have right now when there's only less than two week till we leave this wonderful country. So instead of me writing a lot of boozewaaazyyy, I'll just post pictures.
Le Water Cube, c'est trés bon!
Le chien et la chinoise!
Maja hopper baklengs ned trappen rett på noen intetanende turister.
Gangstagramps.
Read the sign. I don't know if I've posted this one before.

tirsdag 21. april 2009

Qigongalong!

Trippin' in Norway with my production group. If you wanna know what I actually do or whatever when I'm at "school". Enjoy.



fredag 17. april 2009

maximum cookage

Little thing I did with Mike before I went away to China. 

And now, I'mma take a shower and get ready to party in China!

mandag 13. april 2009

Happy Alfie-day!








Today is my birthday. It's all about me today. Haha, nah, but I am happy I'll get to dine with beautiful girls tonight. (My mind is also on the beautiful girls back home and all my homeboys!) Ganbei!

fredag 10. april 2009

Red Cliff and The Great Wall

Most awesome thing I bought today is not my Puma Track Suit or my two Abercrombie shorts', BUT both the DVD's of the Battle at Red Cliff or as my fellow Dynasty Warriors nerds say it: Battle of Chi Bi! Yaaaay! Great Wall tomorrow.


The game I've been a fan of since, oh say, the last 8 years or so. I love it. SO WILL YOU!

torsdag 9. april 2009

Lurking, Street Fighter II - style

Long story short: I had to vent my frustrations over not knowing the language upon the Chinese. So what did I do? I beat their ass at the arcades in Wangfujing.Lost a couple of times, but I won for the most part. Now, where do I find the Street Fighter IV arcade machine? Then I'll show who's King.





BEAT YO' ASS!

P.S I still have like a million coins from that place. Wanna join?