good morning!

So I woke this morning with a bad-ass headache that sorta sucks to have right now when there's only less than two week till we leave this wonderful country. So instead of me writing a lot of boozewaaazyyy, I'll just post pictures.

Le Water Cube, c'est trés bon!
Le chien et la chinoise!
Maja hopper baklengs ned trappen rett på noen intetanende turister.
Gangstagramps.
Read the sign. I don't know if I've posted this one before.

Qigongalong!

Trippin' in Norway with my production group. If you wanna know what I actually do or whatever when I'm at "school". Enjoy.

maximum cookage

Little thing I did with Mike before I went away to China. 

Mike's Cooking Show Ep.1! from Albert Christian Alfiler on Vimeo.

And now, I'mma take a shower and get ready to party in China!

Happy Alfie-day!

Today is my birthday. It's all about me today. Haha, nah, but I am happy I'll get to dine with beautiful girls tonight. (My mind is also on the beautiful girls back home and all my homeboys!) Ganbei!

Red Cliff and The Great Wall

Most awesome thing I bought today is not my Puma Track Suit or my two Abercrombie shorts', BUT both the DVD's of the Battle at Red Cliff or as my fellow Dynasty Warriors nerds say it: Battle of Chi Bi! Yaaaay! Great Wall tomorrow.

The game I've been a fan of since, oh say, the last 8 years or so. I love it. SO WILL YOU!

Lurking, Street Fighter II - style

Long story short: I had to vent my frustrations over not knowing the language upon the Chinese. So what did I do? I beat their ass at the arcades in Wangfujing.Lost a couple of times, but I won for the most part. Now, where do I find the Street Fighter IV arcade machine? Then I'll show who's King.

BEAT YO' ASS!

P.S I still have like a million coins from that place. Wanna join?

I'm on a boat! Part TWO!

I am actually on a boat! In the middle of a pond. In Beijing. Drunk.
Freaky teddy/baby hybrid? I was freaked out.
But this guy is the epitome of FREAK. I still have nightmare's about this guy!
My travelhomies + Kaja waaay back in the background!
Gooooooodies! (ca. 220 kr) :D

A picture is worth a thousand words..not.

The above statement is a tough one. How can a picture say anything if you don't know it's context? Of course, y'all know I'm in the Big C-H-I-NAAAAAAAH, so yeah. Here's a picturestory told with a fragmented storyline. Good luck. There are chinese in this one. I'll try to take more pictures of girls next time. They be fly.

Heavenly Palace, Maja, Mari, sacrifice for great victories and safe arrivals back home.
Touristical pimps!
Mistaken for one of the natives, thought I wanted a picture with them.
Lured into art studio. scam? Middle one, my favorite.
Not a scam. Hella awesome art and gifts. Free. (the gifts, not the art) I'd buy some.
Themepark in Bejing in Bao..something. Sucked ass. Most of it. Or it didn't suck, it's just not Six Flags or Disney World. It's a potpourri of half-assed imitations. And they played "It's A Small World" all day long. GOD ALMIGHTY.
Swag of the day. (Sanji, One Piece, 18 NOK) The animebeast in me is awakening. And he's hungry. 
Good shoes = Skilled tourist. Tian'anmen Square.
Chinese Booty Inspectahs. Squat, squaaaat!?
Chinese /asians in general love them blonde girls. Thank you and good night from Beijing. School tomorrow!? :O Time is 23.09 PM here. And it's hella hot.

First thing to do in China is..

Cut our hair of course! (Me and Kaja)  :D 

..and now we are chilling on ze bed and trying to learn chinese! Since the people in the barbershop didn't know any English. It was a guessing game how it would turn out "

There's only one reason to go to China

Chun-Li. Men seriøst folkens, følg med på bloggen. Så lenge kinesiske myndigheter ikke stopper meg og det er tilgang til bredbånd, så er jeg parat til å oppdatere denne lefsa av en blogg. om 24 timer er jeg vel sånn halvveis på vei til Kina.