Japan+girl+headphones = freaking sweet.

Her shirt says "shut the fuck up". Sweet. It's that time of year where people should be inventive and dress to leave an impression worth remembering. Take a chance, imitate our yellow/white/porcelain brothers and sisters from Japan and dress to impress. Ignore the trend with ladypurses for men. Yuck.

I love the magic pen!

Hmm, gold teeth hanging of my neck? naww..

Anywhooo, yep, this is what I do at work, all day long.

http://www.bubblebox.com/play/puzzle/975.htm

Dude, where's my girl?

Err, yeah. Wanted to share this with you guys. Are we, as a race, moving towards an androgynous appearance? 

(Yes, I watched the whole damn thing, he knows how to stay in character.)

Cyril Takayama is the KING!

Man, streetmagic is waaay cool. I bet you get a lot of girls with the tricks Cyril Takayama can do. Saw him on the MTV show "Room 401". It's funny and creepy at the same time, kinda like "Punk'd", just with normal people and not revealing the fact that it is a hidden camera show. People get scared shitless. Cyril did a "falling head trick" while standing on a bus. Pretty cool. Other stuff he can do is, pull apart chopsticks with his shadow, make balloons into bowlingballs and my favorite, create food from a billboard. Check it.



This is also funny. This guy actually screws up streetmagic. Shame on him. Is it fake? Maybe. But streetmagic is awesome. (is it Streetmagic or Street Magic? hmm)



P.S Happy Birthday To Me. I appreciate all the written and verbal congrats! :D Love you guys. :) (no homo)

Dude, creepy. David Banner too.

Yes,that's David Banner. He's random right now. Just had to put someone up there. But the link below is creepy, in a non-die-of-heartattack-kind-of-way.  (courtesy of eatskeet.com) :)

http://cubo.cc/

Szohr's Toys

Oh, Jessica Szohr, of Gossip Girl fame, being in love with Brian and even making appearances on CSI, you are fantastic. How can you not want to dive deep into those eyes!? She is just great. So great.

Anywho, got a new batch of toys straight from Japan! :D I am enjoying them as I type. Look and guess what they do! 

Clothes can make or break a man

Yeah, my new suit. The suit and shirt is from Bertoni and tie from Mazzini. Can't wait to cut the rug with this one! It's really comfortable and the fabric makes it very durable. Of course, it cost me a couple of g's, but hey, gotta be snappy. It had a nice style and most importantly, not black. Even the shirt was pretty nice to use by itself. Feel free to comment! Some day I'll be as snappy as my hero and idol, Dwayne Johnson!

Also known as the retired pro-wrestler, The Rock. I love you, man. I do.

Yes Susan, Kids Are Cute

Now, don't come here and tell me this kid's obsession isn't cute!? Everyone should aspire to have their kids on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. She has talented, weird, cute and funny kids on her show all the time. What a gimmick. And the kids get a free present too! Some kid got a Gibson guitar on that show. Damn.

You're Never Too Young Nor Too Old To Be A Geek

Yeah, as the title says, geeks comes in all ages. Be it a 2-yr old or a 56-yr old, we're all geeks, me included. Yesterday, I tried being a great mentor and teach Tobie's lil sis to play Wii Sports, both the tennis and the golf game. Of course, maybe I was expecting waaaay to much, but hey, some kids learn fast and she did. In the end, we lost the tennis match by one set and actually, she got a +7 over par in Wii Golf. Pretty good, in my opinion.

She got pretty good at swinging the wii-mote, pretty fast. There's some YouTube videos out there with 3-4 year olds kicking ass in Wii Tennis. But I don't wanna pressure her too much. Yet. Now here comes the interesting part, another kid saw us play and decided he could beat ut in Wii Golf..

Yep, had to inherit the geek genes from someone, that someone being my dad. He actually picked up the basics in Wii Golf and ended with 1 under par in the end. Talk about being showed up. Later in the evening, he discovered that I had downloaded Super Mario 1 & 3 to the Wii.
Now he plays that too.

I think I'm proud of what I've done. Now only to get my mom 
hooked on this too. Then I won't be bugged when I play games. 

(Sorry for the quality of the pictures, but I only had my cellphone lying nearby)

Superheroes are among us!

Before I start my rant on superheroes, check the kid out! I used to dance like that when I was 4 too. Not. This korean kid has mad skillz. Too bad, he'll probably end up at a sweatshop, making Nike shoes for an hourly wage of $2. BUT! If this kid lives in the US, he'll end up a very good, gay dancing asian. Kinda like William Hung, minus the singing. I hope for the latter.

Okay, moving on, today I read an article that actually opened up possibilities in becoming a superhero. A man in Texas, Larry Hatch, age 57, woke up one day and noticed that his hands and feet had become larger, clubbing actually, becoming really big. In addition, his face had grown deep wrinkles in his face and his hair grew faster than usual. One of the first incidents happened at a friend's house, where his face became more red than usual and his friend was afraid he was going to have a heartattack. In the end, poor Larry passed out and was brought to the hospital. I won't reveal the reason for his so-called "Incredible Hulkification", but it's in this article. He went from normal guy to "monster" in a couple of weeks. Very interesting.

Let's just say we could trigger this condition in lab specimens. We could make Hulkmen. Suddenly we'd not only see superheroes on the silverscreen, but in real life! Maybe genetically altered specimens capable of moving at twice or thrice (!) the speed of a normal human. It's of course a question of ethics, but it would be fun. Even this chick has a superpower!
The power of bad, bodily odor! The Incredible Smelly SuperModel!